Simpson's has had a few good lines lately. Paraphrasing from a few weeks ago:
Marge: Hm, I wonder who's watching the kids.
[scene switches to Lisa and Bart]
Lisa: Bart, are you sure its ok with mom and dad that we entered this European balloon race?
[scene pans out to the kids in a hot air balloon over Paris]
And tonight:
[rock comes flying through and breaks the window]
Homer: Ack! A rock! Quick, Marge, call a geologist!