The highlights of my day have been: taking a test, finding a blue runt in my post-soda break snack and crashing my computer with what I can only assume was poorly written code.

I think I need to retitle this journal something like "The not-so thrilling adventures of a femi-Dilbert."

On the thrilling side, I've got things planned for pretty much every month for the next several: January - Philadelphia (1 vacay day); February - France (4 vacay days); March - skiing (2-3 vacay days); April - ?; May - Vermont; June - ?; July - Cottage (1-2 vacay days); August - Rocky Mountain Hiking (2 vacay days); September - Peru (5 vacay days). Almost all my holidays, already planned, yet again.


My Onion horoscope for today: Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
If you never have to deal with angry, drunken Basque separatists who have stolen the Shroud Of Turin again, it'll be too soon.