From Matt(who's girlfriend is currently residing in Germany): Stephanie sent this article to me this morning, and it sure was a fine way to start off the day :) It just confirms that Germans are the creepiest people on Earth.

I am having an anti-dog morning. At 6:30 the wrestling started (having 3 dogs in a bedroom means whenever one wakes up, they *must* wake up the other two, rather than just yawning and going back to sleep). Finally I got them to calm down and went back to sleep for another 30 minutes. When I finally woke up, they wouldn't go outside, even though I KNOW they always need to go first thing in the morning. So, I hopped in the shower, leaving them out and about in the house. Now, I do this with just Bennet or just Apache almost every morning while the other two are outside, and there hasn't been a problem. Apparently leaving all three to their own devices is a bad idea. When I came out, one had pee-ed on the floor (stupid dog!) and all three had shredded one of Kennda's couch cushions (they've been on a cushion destroying spree this week, though they've mainly stuck to their own doggy beds, so it hasn't been that costly). Anyway. Now I will figure out how to sew Kennda's couch back together.