I blew up the washing machine.
So, I successfully evaded all the normal college pitfalls over the last few years. I never turned all my underwear pink. My clothes were never really destroyed. I never put the wrong soap (like Joy liquid soap) in the dishwasher, causing it to fill with bubbles and flood the floor (like a certain boy I know). I was doing good. No laundry problems here.
That is, until last night. I was doing my LAST load of laundry before I started packing. I opened the door. Pink water started pouring out. It covered the floor. My clothes were DRENCHED since the spin cycle was obviously not effective(this is a major crisis, as I don't have a dryer). So let me reiterate the problem: 1. I flooded the laundry room. 2. Something RED manage to dye almost all my shirts pink. The first problem I ignored (the landlady is a pycho anyway, she deserves all the heart-ache she gets). The second problem was rectified (mostly) by washing all those clothes a second time. Crisis averted. But still funny.
Eggplant - my vegetable (fruit?) of the week.
I made eggplant parmesean about 3 days ago. I still have leftovers that I have eaten for both lunch and dinner every day since then. Enough said.