Today, I am going out to buy a new "date shirt".

For those of you who knew me freshman year of college, I had a date shirt. I wore it on first dates with... well... a lot of guys. It had a velvet spaghetti strap tank top as the undershirt, and then on top was a black checkered see-through blouse. It was cute and flirty, it could be worn with jeans for a casual date or a black skirt for a nice date. It was infamous.

I need a new date shirt. Maybe not as infamous. But equally flirty. Because it turns out the only nice things I have to wear fall under the category of "business professional" rather than "flirty".

Serves me right for blowing all my dating kharma when I was 19.